Greetings my Beeyotches!!!

After much deliberation, I decided to have another outlet to express myself since I tend to overload my facebook page with nonsense. I went as far as censoring myself by not "friending" anyone under the age of 18 (family or friends kids) because I have a love to dropping the F bomb and because sometimes my postings could be a little "inappropriate" for the young'uns!!!

A bit about myself: In case your wondering why in the fuck I decided to have such a long ass title that can give you a mild case of carpel tunnel typing it into your browser, I named my little blog after the title of the book I always wanted to write but never had the balls to follow up on it. I mean, who in the hell would publish stupid shit about a stay at home mom. Then it occurs to me, Uh, didn't I just buy a book for the hubster for Christmas about "How to speak Wookie"??? Apparently they will publish just about ANYTHING nowaday's....

If I tend to write multiple entries during the day, read them or don't, I really don't give a tiny rats ass. I think I have an undiagnosed case of Adult A.D.D because I have the attention span of the dog from the movie Up!!! When I was a kid, my friend used to yell COMMERCIAL! when I would go to different tangents... That just fucks up my train of thought even more. I already suffer from the loss of many brain cells after being a stay-at-home mom for almost 12 years to 4 kids! Their ages are 3, 7, 11 and 17. The three oldest are girls and  have enough drama to make someone consider suicide or alcoholism, depending on how sadistic you are and whether you prefer a slow death to a quick one! I prefer the occasional drinky poo. I can't afford to be an alcoholic with all the damn things my kids need and with all the damn bills we have piling up from month to month... I'm still waiting for Edward Norton to blow up Wall Street and wipe everyone's accounts to ZERO like in the documentary The Fight Club... And don't tell me it was a MOVIE, I like to live in Denial!!!! Seriously, I think in this day and age, that would be fucking AWESOME!!! That or everyone should consider filing for bankruptcy at the same time! I would shit myself with laughter if that ever happened!!!

So this is totally random and I don't care... Today while I was in the shower I put my foot on the wall so I can shave my leg. I'm short enough to do that so if you have long legs, awww, too bad, so sad! Anyway, as I was shaving I caught a glimpse of my foot. I was thinking that I really should take the nail polish off since it's been a long time since I had that pedicure. Then I saw that the polish of my middle toe had come off. If I didn't know any better, I would say that it looked like my toes were flipping me off! FUCK YOU TOES!!! I know I need to take the polish off of you but I just have been too damn lazy to do it!!! Your just going to have to deal with it!!! As revenge for the toe flipping I decided to leave the polish on to give my toes the big FUCK YOU... they'll live...

Yes people, out of all the shit that happened me today, I decided to write about THAT!!!