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Riddle me THIS....
If someone was going to fuck you in the ass with a cactus, fuck with your livelihood, threaten your family life, your way of living, your credit, your job.... would you do ANYTHING YOU CAN to help your family???
Now what if it was out of your control and it was your government????
A long time ago I watched this wonderful documentary called The Client List. It was a very infomative show about how a woman who was broke as all hell decided to get a job to help her family and when the job required her to prostitute herself, she sucked up her pride and did what she had to do....
So now that me and my friends are facing a possible 40% cut in our household income, some are toying with the idea of becoming strippers and giving hand jobs in the grocery store parking lot to get a gallon of fucking milk!!!!! I know one thing for sure, we would have to hit up Old People Wednesday's since they will actually HAVE an income, fixed, maybe, but an income nonetheless!!!!
PSSSSSST...... HEY GEEZER, let the wifey get your supplements, want me to rub one out for you in the meantime? I need gas money!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!! HOW FUCKING HORRIBLE WOULD THAT BE!!!???
aw screw it... I'll just get some hand sanitizer at Costco and stock up on latex gloves....
I'm sorry, but, I have MORALS gawdamnit!!!!!!!! A verbal filter I do NOT have, but morals do exist!!! BUT anyone who say's they would NEVER stoop to that level-
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, YOUR SO FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!
When you are trained for NOTHING, have no college degree, people are fighting for shitty paying jobs, and your husband is about to get disgusting pay cut, you cannot tell me you would not consider spinning around the pole for $100/hr!!!! Hell, I'd even do lap dances if it means getting an extra $20!!!! And c'mon, find a good friend, and BAM!!! Bachelor parties!!!!!!!! Maybe even a little touchy touchy can get you a $50!!!!! And spare me your little "OMG I WOULD NEVERRRRRRR" speech because if you had to get a little slap on the ass for some dough to get dinner on your table for a couple of day's... YOU WOULD STICK THAT ASS ALL UP IN THEIR FACE AND TRY AND GET A BENJAMIN!!!!!!!
One thing for sure I need to work on my upper body strength... I've seen videos on some of the shit these pole dances do and I would totally fall flat on my mother fucking face if I was told to clench my legs around that fucker to show how strong I am!!!! I would NOT look all graceful like some Cirque du Soleil professional and totally NOT look sexy!!
I would look like an animal that got caught in a bear trap and is trying to escape!!! PLUS- i'm scared of heights!!!! I'm only 5 foot 1 and anything higher than that would make me feel like i'm crashing down!!! Well one thing for sure I won't need any lip injections to have the voluptious sexy lip look because I would have face planted on the damn floor enough to not need that shit- EVERRRRRRR!!!!!
Well in the meantime i'm going to work on finishing this 10 week challenge that i'm 5 weeks behind on, try and win some fucking money before I'm forced to hit the pole!!! At least I will look fucking hot and guarantee myself a spot on the A group so that I can make some big bills not get quarters thrown at me!!!!!
